I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
These tits shall not be calmed
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
