I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
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but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
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Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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