i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
What a dumb baby whore.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Randomize