sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Sorry about my life...
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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