Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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