So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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