Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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