Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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