I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
oh god the rape fog is back!
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
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It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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