I'm eating all of the evidence.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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