naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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