I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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