I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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