Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
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I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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