I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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