you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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