I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
so let's talk penis.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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