okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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