There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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