I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize