On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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