those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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