Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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