my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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