Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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