I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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