I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I stole a fireplace last night.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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