She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
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I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
You dont lie about slip and slides
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
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I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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