i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
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She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
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I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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