You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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