Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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