Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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