I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
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Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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