He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
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I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
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I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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