I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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