I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Randomize
