My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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