we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
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