Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
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dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
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i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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