Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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