I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
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Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
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yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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