But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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