When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
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I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
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My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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