i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
Randomize