Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
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This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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