I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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