Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
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Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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