Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
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