It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
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I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Still dying that you shit outside
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
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hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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