I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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