Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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