Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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