And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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