I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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