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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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