If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I just want to make out with him forever
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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