Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
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Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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