Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize
