operation harelip BJ is a go
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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