There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
