College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
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She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
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Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I think people are normalizing furries
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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